I saw your advert in the paper http://xhamster.in.net/ xhamster.com  â€œLiam, I can’t believe this happened, I can’t believe such a farcical object caused our parting. See, I stopped answering your texts after that night because something shiny caught my eye, a long and blonde thing, well — it doesn’t matter now. But upon closer inspection, which I know took longer than it should’ve, that captivating shine revealed itself to be merely a superficial gloss over a dull, old thing. Oh, please, give me another chance. I was an idiot and I want to make it right to you.”